---The Irregular Hem Sweater is back, now redesigned to comfortably fit both pear and classic body shapes. Subtle tweaks have been made to ensure a better fit for the pear body, although these changes are virtually indistinguishable from the previous version.

The sweater can be worn with or without long bottoms. Made in Kagawa Japan.

REASONS NOT TO BUY

• The knit is somewhat see-through so your smartie may get embarrassed if you don't give them a pair of undies - in which case they may slap you with a cheese grater.
• Costs more than 5 packs of "Tide Pods Spring Meadow Laundry Detergent Pacs, 42 Count" from Walmart. But your Smart Doll may slap you if you bought the pods instead of this sweater and tell you, "now you need to get the sweater so that you can use the pods."
• Given the inherent characteristics of this particular knitwear, it's important to note that the edges of this item will likely begin to fray depending on handling. We want to make it clear that we are unable to offer replacements or refunds for knit items that have started to fray. If the potential for fraying is a concern for you, we recommend considering whether this item aligns with your needs before making a purchase.
• The sleeves are long and cover the hands so your Smart Doll will need to roll them up before picking their semi-real nose - or end up with snotty sleeves.
• If your smartie lives in a warm climate, this sweater may not be suitable for year-round wear.
• If your smartie likes to run around, the knit may cause a larger than normal build-up of static electricity resulting in the occasional shock. However, this can also be used to a smarties advantage as the static electricity could (theoretically) be used to release a shockwave when surrounded by a zombie hoard.
• Does not come with the Smart Doll or stairs pictured in the photos.